BICYCLE REPAIR MAN SKETCH
Bicycle repair man (B)
Superman in need (SIN)
V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all
appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G
Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at
any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!
SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
B: <Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for.. BRM.... but how to change
without revealig my secret identity?>
S1: If only BRM were here!
B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
S1-3: BRM, but how?
S1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
S2: Is t a quantity Surveyor?
S3: Is it a church warden?
S1-3: NO! It's BRM!
SIN: MY! BRM! Thank goodness you've come! Look! <Oooh Err - SR>
S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
S1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
SIN: Oh, Oh BRM, how can I ever repay you?
B: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... BRM!
S1-3: Our Hero!
V: Yes! whenever bicyxles are broken, or menaced by international
communism, BRM is ready!