Count Olaf, het personage van Jim Carrey in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, heeft ter eer en glorie van vooral zichzelf een website opgericht waar alle fans hem kunnen aanbidden.

[eng]"When you’re a superstar like me, you see your name everywhere, from billboards to wanted posters. Just yesterday I walked down to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, where all the biggest Hollywood celebrities have their names on the sidewalk. You won’t believe this, but…I’M NOT ON IT! Me! The greatest actor of all time! Sir Laurence Olivier is on it! Cary Grant is on it! Donald Dippy Duck is even on it! But me, the great Count Olaf? Nooo. And why is that? Because only a hack would let someone walk all over his name like that! They begged me to do it, but not me, I said! I’m the great Count Olaf!"[/eng]